Pheezy In Wonderland

Antihistamine dreams: stairs with steps way too big to be going up and down, and meeting daxophone...

Oct 1st

OH in Einstein Bagels at MEM airport: “what’s shmear?”

Sep 28th

Leaving Memphis. Gonerfest was great. Nothing but nice folks all around.

Sep 28th

RIP William Safire

Sep 28th

Ordered a healthy breakfast at Cafe Eclectic. (skipped the “Cakes and Waffs”)

Sep 28th

People still ride dot-com scooters? (I’m back in the Bay Area.)

Sep 28th

#takingtaxi OAK 111

Sep 28th

Sonic Chicken 4— c’est le bonheur!

Sep 27th

Lenticular Jesus

Sep 27th

MAN MAKES CLOTHES AND CLOTHES MAKE MAN

Sep 27th

Two Thieves

Sep 26th

These ladies don’t take no mess. (@ CK’s Coffee Shop)

Sep 25th

Two minutes in, I’m sold on satellite radio.

Sep 25th

Turning off my iTwoWayPager.

Sep 24th

Memphis!

Sep 24th

All airport shuttles should have a walkway right next to them.

Sep 24th

“[Mr. Zippers’s] 1953 marshmallow-and-licorice Cadillac.” — p. 293, Holy...

Sep 24th

I’m at AA 1678 SFO -> DFW (in the sky, in the sky, Somewhere). http://bit.ly/CtFzh

Sep 24th

The #gonerfest schedule makes me gulp. http://bit.ly/19hq2H @GonerRecords knows how to fill a bill!...

Sep 24th

SMOG CHECK http://flic.kr/p/71D73D

Sep 23rd

Where is my nice Dominican beer? (@ Berkeley Bowl in Berkeley) http://bit.ly/iYP3g

Sep 22nd

It still hasn’t gotten weird enough for me.

Sep 21st

Ready for my hash. (@ Full House Cafe in Oakland w/ @tiboutoo) http://bit.ly/2eY8mV

Sep 19th

#takingtaxi sFo 9021

Sep 19th

Mission and 6th: a football is thrown & caught by a man whose headphones fall off as he spins...

Sep 19th

#takingtaxi sFo 55838

Sep 18th

A cake the color of a city sidewalk. Find the font with which SF street names are stamped into...

Sep 18th

Emmett Feldman’s http://bit.ly/8RQ1i, installation piece stole the show tonight. Even better...

Sep 18th

SQUIRT ‘N LAUGH MONKEY (@ Jeffrey’s Toys in SF) http://bit.ly/18JSG2

Sep 18th

Magnetic North (@ City Lights in SF) http://bit.ly/6beh0

Sep 18th

Use Your Imagination http://post.ly/59RD

Sep 15th

I’ve met half a dozen great people in my building trying to get access to a cable box. Feels...

Sep 15th

Paint stirrers are free.

Sep 15th

Impressed by my hometown for hosting VeloCITY w/ attendees @dugsong and @swissmiss. #vlct sounds...

Sep 14th

Back on a full set of keys for the first time in a week. Ah, sweet tether.

Sep 14th

Heading to meet Rex.

Sep 14th

OU ALLEZ-VOUS, @TIBOUTOO?

Sep 13th

Qui-Etes Vous, Polly Magoo? (@ PFA Pacific Film Archives in Berkeley) http://bit.ly/1FHo9p

Sep 13th

Ned Sublette wrote a great piece on 9/11.

Sep 11th

The man who can help me access the utility room is named Key.

Sep 11th

“I’m not a lesbian and I’m not from Wisconsin. The car came with both of...

Sep 11th

Learning Espanol from the ladies here already. (@ d’Alicia’s in Emeryville)...

Sep 11th

Ikea shelves don’t last in cross-country moves. #obvious

Sep 11th

In The Dark

Sep 11th

Dreams starring michael jackson, phylicia rashad, captain beefheart as jimmy’s brother and a...

Sep 10th

The truck is here.

Sep 10th

Home again. (@ Makris Cafe in Berkeley) http://bit.ly/wHFXj

Sep 10th

The truck driver is named Jim and has to be Tom Waits’s brother.

Sep 10th

Benadryl dreams incl.: leaky roof, mechanical bird, cat with laser eyes, granny on a doublewide...

Sep 9th

None of my new neighbors have open wi-fi. How un-neighborly!

Sep 8th

Ain’t nobody here but us chickens.

Sep 8th

Programmed KFJC into the car’s radio.

Sep 8th

Passing AMPEX on the 101. Most of the tape machines we saw at Sun Studios were made by them.

Sep 8th

Open bed trucks full of chicken feathers.

Sep 7th

If you’re in Brooklyn today, go to the West Indian Day parade for me. And say hi to Cami and...

Sep 7th

Animal-style, as in the drummer. (@ In-N-Out Burger - Capitol Expwy in San Jose) http://bit.ly/x6l5O

Sep 7th

Driving thru Gilroy, CA, the car cabin smells of nothing but garlic.

Sep 7th

Stopping in Barstow, in honor of Harry Partch.

Sep 7th

BUN BOY (Established in 1926)

Sep 7th

<—- Twenty Mule Team Rd

Sep 7th

Desert road out of Phoenix. Loaded up on water.

Sep 7th

In which I learn that I _do_ have an internal clock and that I left it in nYc.

Sep 6th

“Hi, I’m a cactus.”

Sep 6th

Padre, please. (@ La Grande Orange Grocery & Pizzeria in Phoenix) http://bit.ly/3bpQS9

Sep 6th

SUNDAY SPECIAL 50 PC NUGGET $9.99

Sep 5th

Feel like I’m on the set of Paris, Texas.

Sep 5th

Heat lightning.

Sep 5th

The sun sets slowly in New Mexico.

Sep 5th

Sandia Peak Inn on Route 66 in Albuquerque.

Sep 5th

Passed Erick, Oklahoma earlier. hometown of Roger Miller. Do-whack-a-doo!

Sep 5th

I’m at Debi’s Filling Station Cafe in Okmulgee, OK

Sep 4th

nb. the Holiday Inn Express in Okmulgee, OK has not been built yet.

Sep 4th

Entering Cherokee Nation.

Sep 4th

Now leaving Graceland. Highlights: Shag carpet on your living room ceiling = good acoustics. Also,...

Sep 3rd

STORMING Memphis: blew thru Payne’s, saw @ericgoner for a minute, hitting up Sun, then off to...

Sep 3rd

At Sun Studio, @tiboutoo tries to get my attention from across the room: “Elvis, …,...

Sep 3rd

Looking ahead to a meal in Nashville. Looks like we’ll miss the museum this time thru…

Sep 2nd

I’m at Tudor’s Biscuit World.

Sep 2nd

Delicious Peruvian chicken w/ yuca fries in Harisonburg, VA (at A & T Chicken) Road trip is off...

Sep 2nd

Highway sign reads: “National Forest Cave Mountain Lake”

Sep 2nd

Dreams included: a rubber fish, an obscure wire rack, a $360 cab fare from Brooklyn to Manhattan, a...

Sep 1st